Strap-hanging to Dublin
The publicity department of the budget airline, Ryanair, always seems to be working overtime, and it’s often difficult to tell whether it’s being serious or simply taking us for a ride.
After the idea of pay toilets was floated, the latest wacky idea to come out of the no-frills Irish carrier is a plan to introduce standing room on its aircraft. The airline’s boss, Michael O’Leary, is looking to replace ten rows of seats on London to Dublin flights with standing slots that could sell for as little as 5 euros (£4/$6).

“People are always slow to accept the changes that face the aviation industry, even though it is already almost unrecognisable from 20 to 30 years ago,” said a spokesman for the airline. “We have already done away with check-in desks, an idea that two years ago people dismissed as a joke. We absolutely believe that these new proposals are the future.”
There is one problem, however. For this to come to pass, the regulations of the European Aviation Safety Agency (EASA) would have to be ripped up. In its certification specifications it states: ‘A seat (or berth for a non-ambulant person) must be provided for each occupant who has reached his or her second birthday.’
“This idea [of Ryanair’s] is unprecedented and unlikely to be certified in the near future,” said a spokesman for EASA.
Most bloggers and message posters see this as a Ryanair PR stunt. “How long before they suggest roof racks?” asks one.
by Andy Moreton
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